The Silent Treatment Is Pretty Childish After All

Kansas and I are finally back on speaking terms. Perhaps I should elaborate.

The reason we haven't updated this blog in many moons is because there has been no change. Back in late March/early April we found out that we needed far more paperwork than we expected for our home study. We're talkin' background checks from each state we've lived in for something like the last 10 years. Kansas had been completed but nothing else. So we begrudgingly got together more paperwork and sent off our requests. Though it seemed like an eternity, two weeks later we had all our background checks. In fact, they all came in within two days of each other. Fantastic! Or so we thought. As it turned out, a child abuse screening from Kansas was never received by our agency. To put it in perspective, the check for the screening cleared on March 27th; but by mid-April we were still waiting. After a couple days of phone calls we learned that Kansas had supposedly sent the report and that they do not keep copies. I ask you, dear reader, in this day and age who doesn't backup their work? So we sent off for a new screening.

Fast forward two more weeks to last Friday. We received an email out of the blue from our social worker saying that she received our screening. Hooray! I'm going to say it once more, this time with feeling. HOORAY! I apologize for the caps lock, dear reader: I wasn't yelling at you.

All that needs to be done now is our home study will need whatever random placeholder date was used replaced with "05/12/2012". Sounds good to me. We'll be able to be shown to birth moms pretty much immediately.

So that's why I say that I'm back on speaking terms with Kansas.

Waiting...to be waiting

Well, it's been about three weeks since our home study and we've taken some big steps forward and a few steps back. We were less than pleased to find out that some of our paperwork had fallen through the cracks at our agency, and that we needed to fill out background checks for three additional states. After a lot of frustration, we finally got everything in the mail. Unfortunately, our home study cannot be finalized until our background checks are cleared, and that could possibly take several more weeks. So now all we can do is wait...then once everything is cleared we can officially start waiting to be matched with a baby.

So with all this waiting in our future, we're trying to keep ourselves busy. We finished our family profile books (they look great!). We'll probably check out some books from the library about adoption, raising children of a different race, etc., etc. But the thing I'm most excited about is starting our nursery! A couple of weeks ago we moved all of my office furniture into our guest bedroom so that we could start painting. I don't think I've ever been more excited to paint a room. Here's some before pictures:

We had some major water damage in this room that is (finally!!) fixed, so it's nice to have covered up all reminders of that fiasco. And time has not been a friend to this room, so it needed a little extra TLC. (The floor looks like someone practiced tap dancing in it everyday...rough shape.) So we chose a nice clean, crisp cream color for the walls (a departure from my normal love of colorful walls), painted the trim so it's all the same color (none of the trim matched before), and now the room just glows with sunlight. We're so happy with it!

Of course I've already picked out a crib, rug (turquoise!), light fixture, you name it, but we're trying to pace ourselves. It won't make the waiting any easier if we have a fully finished nursery and no baby. But it feels great to make a little progress! And to end, a photo of the sweet sock monkey my mother made:

Wherein the home study is complete and our cheese runs in fear

First, let me start by saying that I apologize for getting this up so late after the home study. Second, let me finish by saying it is such a relief to have it in the rear-view mirror. The home study wasn't hard by any stretch, but Ashley and I put so much of ourselves into preparing that I think we built it up into something greater than what is was. All it amounted to was a woman a few years older than Ashley or I coming into our home and asking us a questions regarding our past (how we met, our childhoods, etc.). The icing on the cake was that our social worker completing the home study knew at least two people from our church. It was talking with a good friend. She clearly knew how to make a home study easy on the participants. In fact, if we had the same social worker, I'd do another home study in a heart beat. I really enjoyed getting to reminisce with Ashley.

The home study paper work should be done in about two weeks. In addition, we finally got our background check applications in the mail from Light House and sent them off for completion. That only leaves the profile book, which we ordered today. That's all of it folks! It won't truly be finished until the profile books are in the hands of Light House and our social worker in Florida, but it is such a weight off our chests. I can't wait to hear about our first showing!

On the lighter side, my love for cheese knows no bounds. Sure, I may not like all cheeses; but I sure do enjoy the good ones. We've been a little "cheese impaired" the last couple of months. First, one of our cheese graters lost its handle then our cheese slicer went out of commission. Thankfully we had a cheese knife, but still...it was harder to enjoy one of my favorite treats. NOT ANYMORE! Ashley and I went to Bed, Bath, and Beyond last night and got ourselves a new grater and cheese slicer; and the slicer has this fantastic, squishy handle. No blisters from cutting cheese for this guy! We also bought a paper towel holder from one of the only companies with which I will remain brand loyal, Simple Human. They're probably the Apple of home goods, and I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. All I know is there products are fantastic and I won't say any more about them without further provocation. Seriously. I'm done.

Disappointments and what comes next

As you may or may not have heard, our home study appointment was postponed. I think it's safe to say that we're a little disappointed, but we are encouraged by the quick turn around. To sum it all up, the children of the social worker who was to do our home study on Monday came down with colds; therefore, she had to care for her kids. God willing, she will be performing the home study this Friday night at 6:30 pm. Friday wasn't one of her available days initially, so we're thankful that she's making room for us.

In the meantime we've been focusing a lot of our energy into our profile book. Ashley has taken the lead with the design, and she's doing quite the bang up job! We've been scouring our hard drives for photos, but we've noticed that we haven't done the best using our cameras. I think there are more pictures of our dog than of either of us, especially Ashley. Looks like I need to be more of a shutter bug. I'll work on that. Anyway, our hope is to have the profile book finished by this weekend.

I believe that the most important part of our profile book is our "birth mother" letter. For those of you who don't know, it is a letter either independent of a profile book or in the first few pages that is addressed specifically to the birth mother and/or her family. It's the only real opportunity to speak directly to the mother. I was afraid that writing it would make me feel like I was making a Powerpoint slide deck. Something like:

"The Top 10 Reasons to Choose the Muehlbauer's"


Fortunately that wasn't the case. We ended up writing what I think is a very heartfelt message that in some ways preached into our own lives/ Ashley suggested including scripture in the letter, and God directed me to this:

"And we know that for those who love God all things work together for good, for those who are called according to his purpose." (Romans 8:28 ESV)


Though the context speaks of future glory attained on Christ's return, it also refers to suffering. I'm not putting our pain on the same level as the worst emotional or physical suffering, but to deny it's hurt would be oversimplifying it. Regardless, we have God's revealed will that says this thorn, if you will, will be worked out for our eternal good; and that brings me comfort.

Home Study

Well, we officially have our paperwork completed and have our home study on the calendar! The home study is one of the most important parts of the adoption process--we can't proceed with anything until we have it completed. A social worker will come into our home, take a tour of our house, gather all of our important documents, and interview us. Then once she makes a write-up (which could take a couple of weeks, depending on how busy she is) and everything is approved, we officially start waiting to be matched with a birth family! Our home study is scheduled for next Monday (as in 4 days from now)!!

In case you are curious, here are some of the documents we needed to gather:
-copy of most recent tax return
-copy of drivers licenses
-copy of marriage certificate
-copy of birth certificate
-verification of insurance
-letter of good standing from financial institutions
-proof of employment (mine is funny since I'm self-employed)
-medical report from physician
-4 personal reference letters
-child abuse/neglect screening and police check
-FBI fingerprint check
-proof of last will and testament
-proof that our dog is current on her shots

There are times when we've been frustrated to have to go through all of this to prove that we will be good parents, but in the grand scheme of things, it's easy and well worth it. And if I was giving my child up for adoption, I would want the adoptive parents to have been fingerprinted...This process is just forcing us to be responsible parents/adults, which is never a bad thing.

I'm sure in these next couple of days I will be running through answers in my head to potential interview questions (they ask a lot of personal questions like "What would you change about your spouse?"), cleaning behind the refrigerator, baking lots of cookies, and doing other silly and pointless things to "prepare." But when it comes down to it, I have faith that no matter how eloquent we answer the questions, the social worker will see that we'll be great parents!

So this is a major step toward getting our baby. Now all we have left to do is make our profile book--another extremely important step. This is basically a photo book of our family with a letter to the birth family, and it is basically how we will get matched. My book designer self is excited about that part! But first things first...home study!

That is the question

Just to reassure all of you, no, neither Ashley nor I have tuberculosis.

TB or not TB

As Ashley and I finish up the home stretch of home study prep, I think I need to speak to one of the more light hearted moments in this process. Part of our paper work required recent physicals, but we had never found a primary care provider since moving the Kansas City in 2008. After finding a doctor with whom we felt comfortable, we scheduled our appointments for last Thursday, March 1st.

It was the typical physical fare, but the physician wanted us to take a TB (tuberculosis) skin test. I've never had one of these tests because I was pretty sure I haven't had nor currently do have tuberculosis; but we scheduled this final test for last Monday, March 5th. Now, the premise of this test is to have a special solution injected just beneath your top layer of skin. I didn't know this going into the test. I assumed something more in line with a petri dish. The injection creates a bubble in your skin. Well, it looks more like there's buried treasure in your arm. If you doubt me, use the magic of the internet and take a peek. All I could think of during the injection was blowing bubbles in milk.

Don't meditate on that visual for too long. It's a little weird.

We have our results read tomorrow.